No. Seriously. Does anyone have the answer? That Mad Hatter, damn him and his adorable hat, has kept me in suspense for years.

No one knows? Ok. Let’s work this out together… a raven is a bird and birds often sit/nest/live in trees… and a writing desk is made of wood… also from trees… so this means… absolutely nothing. I’ve got nothing, people!

I seriously think Tim Burton should write a film where a raven meets a writing desk and their “bond” or “friendship” is explored with maybe a cameo appearance from the Cheshire Cat and the Mad Hatter. The raven could regale the desk with stories of the Mad Hatter’s tea parties that he’s flown to over the years.

I smell an Oscar! No, wait… I think I’m smelling spilt coffee. My mistake.

T