I love Phoebe as a character because she’s sassy, childlike and tough and just when you think you’ve got her all figured out she throws out a one-liner that will either make you laugh or leave you with a mountain of questions. Here are my favourite Phoebe quotes:
5) “A promise between friends means never having to give a reason.” (Phoebe can be rather profound when she wants to be and quite the manipulator – poor Joey!)
4) Rachel: “Phoebe, do you have a plan?”
Phoebe: “I don’t even have a pla.” (Yep. There has been so many days like this.)
3) “Wish I could but I don’t want to.” (Oh, Phoebe. So cheekily honest. Love it.)
2) “Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.” (So sassy.)
1) Tag Jones: “Phoebe? Wow… that’s a great name.”
Phoebe: “Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number.” (Best. Response. Ever. I wonder if this line has ever worked for anyone… hmmmmm…)